diagnosis-prognosis-psychosis:
Me and my werewolf boyfriend making out in the Self Checkout
^the Walmart worker that you called over five minutes ago because your item wouldn’t scan
his confidence……his eyebrows….
his hair-fiddling tic…………………..
you’ve taken everything from him
Recognising lesbian couples in art gives me a warm feeling. paintings by Joseph Lorusso.
I’m here for a moment lol
still love these trolls
and also still busy
eternal energy
the sarcasm is astounding
legendary
Me: *hands them a piece of paper*
Them: Who should I make it out to?
Me: oh, haha, no, that’s not for you to autograph. That’s the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.
Nothing to see here folks.
